How You Feel After Finding Something You Forgot You Had

1. A Dollar - Rich
2. One Hundred Dollars - Confused
3. A Million Dollars - Amnesic (diagnosed)
4. Pants (in a drawer) - Relieved
5. Pants (on your legs) - Really Relieved
6. The Day Off - (depends on when you find out)
7. A High School Diploma - Indifferent
8. A College Diploma - Indifferent (actually found by your butler)
9. Your Keys - Embarrassed
10. Someone Else’s Keys -  Not As Sober As You Should Be
11. The Ability to Forgive - Humble
12. The Ability to Forget - Human
13. The Ability to Fly - Pissed
14. Herpes - Tired (from all the sex, not the herpes)