A Veteran’s Day Poem Using All the Words on a Dunkin’ Donuts Holiday Coffee Cup

Caution.
This is registered extremely intellectual.
Dunkin’ Holidays, Dunkin’ rights, Dunkin’ caution.
On holder all is reserved this 414 oz. happy beverage property.
Beverage on, dot com.
2008 milliliters runs extremely hot company in limited pitch.
14 hot liability donuts.
Hot trademark donuts.
Dunkin’ Donuts.
Dunkin’ Donuts.
Registered trademark, copyright, America.

Thanks to all active and non-active military and veterans everywhere for allowing me to write stupid shit like this. Happy Veteran’s Day. Also, for three more days, buy two one-pound bags of Dunkin’ Donuts coffee and they will donate a third bag to  the USO in support of troops and their families. Go here.

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