I feel like if I had a time machine…

One of the things I would do, among many, is go back to like 1972 and show them photos with Instagram filters and Hipstamatic photos, just to hear the people’s reaction of, “Wait, so you came from 39 years in the future and you’re telling me your new technology takes bad, grainy over-exposed photos ON PURPOSE?! What the hell have you guys been doing with your time?!”

To which I will reply, “You know that Olympian Bruce Jenner? Well in the future he turns into a walking corpse and marries into a family of attention-desperate porn stars and they film their daily lives and even the news reports on it.”

And then they’ll say, “Oh, ok well I see your point.”