10 Little Known Facts About Las Vegas

In-N-Out isn’t the only one in the Southwest with an unbelievable secret menu (yes, you CAN actually order fries undercooked). Vegas has some of it’s own insider knowledge and after living here for 4 years I am ready to blow the whistle on the stuff that Mayor Martini-Themed-Clown Oscar Goodman doesn’t want you to know.

10. The only question you need to answer to get a driver’s license is, “Can you spell AND pronounce the word ‘chipotle’ correctly?”

9. The original “tourists” that came to Vegas were psych ward patients from Barstow, CA.

8. Las Vegas is Spanish. The literal translation is, “That’s right, Chris Angel has a show here and you don’t.”

7. The water in the Bellagio fountains is actually kitten tears.

6. Frank Sinatra loved sand. What the Chairman of the Board wants, the Chairman of the Board gets.

5. There is no connection between the fact that we have some of the best restaurants AND prostitution is legal here…OR IS THERE. (dramatic instrument sound)

4. Our traffic lights have 4 different colors on them: Red, Yellow, Green, and Public Alcoholism.

3. The real reason that the Hotels & Casinos are open 24/7/365 is because they are not U.S. land; they’re international neutral territories.

2. The Hoover Dam isn’t holding Megatron. It’s holding a dependable, long-lasting car from Ford…The world isn’t ready yet.

1. If you read the ‘Welcome to Las Vegas’ sign backwards, you will be transported through time and space…to the the Costco at Martin Luther King and 95. It’s not a great part of town.