Adults Say the Darn-Creepiest Things

A real conversation between me and my 6-year-old nephew.

Me: Was recess fun.
Nephew: Yeah, I was chasing this girl.
Me: Oh really? Why were you chasing her?
Nephew: She was acting like a dog. She would come up to me and bark and then run away like a dog and I would have to chase after her.
Me: You know, some people pay good money for that kind of action.
Nephew: (Silence for 3 minutes)
Me: So what else is new?