Tall Shiraz No Foam Double Decant

So Starbucks is gearing up for another re-vamping of their image. No, I am not talking about creating ANOTHER way of selling instant coffee that you have to go to Starbucks to get so that you can make it at home. I am talking about the fact that they are recreating their stores, most notably the fact that they will be offering beer and wine at their locations.

This will definitely make the drive-through feature a lot more interesting. Who would have guessed that “Alcoholism” would be in this fall’s latte line-up. I can’t wait to be the second guy in line now when the person in front of me is ordering a Cabernet Sauvignon for EVERYBODY ELSE back at the office.

Starbucks admits that they have been “experimenting” with this set-up for some time now. I wouldn’t think the question to ask is “what if” but “how much,” as in “how much porn will these people be looking at when we combine alcohol and free wi-fi?”