Sippin On Some Sizzurp

The makers of fructose corn syrup, an artificial/cheap sweetener used in products like soda, want to change the name to “corn sugar” because they feel the current name implies something that is unhealthy to consumers.

In a related move, the people who make cigarettes want to change the name to “dragon sticks” and all of the alcohol companies want to call their products “forgetting potions.”