September 2010
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By the Overhand-Right of God
At a recent forum between Sen. Harry Reid and Senate Candidate Sharron Angle at Faith Lutheran Jr./Sr. High School in Las Vegas a physical fight broke out in the crowd. Overheard was one attendant apparently coaching one of the brawlers shouting, “Body of Christ. Body of Christ. THE BODY! GO FOR THE BODY! STICK AND MOVE!”
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 24th
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Scared Straight
The Senate voted this week to not pass the defense spending bill on for debate in Congress and, in doing so, voted not to offer up the opportunity to repeal the U.S. Military’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy. America has spoken, and they said, “These colors don’t run. They also don’t match with dress socks or accessories.”
Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 20th
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In Like Flynt
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club recently opened up in Las Vegas. The club is approximately 70,000sq.ft. and four stories high, making it the largest wheel-chair accessible strip club in Vegas. Too soon?
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 15th
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Sippin On Some Sizzurp
The makers of fructose corn syrup, an artificial/cheap sweetener used in products like soda, want to change the name to “corn sugar” because they feel the current name implies something that is unhealthy to consumers. In a related move, the people who make cigarettes want to change the name to “dragon sticks” and all of the alcohol companies want to call their products...
Sep 15th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 10th
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The Angle of the Dangle
I really wish I could have been there when they were pitching the idea for the Snuggie to potential investors. The thought that a person described a blanket with sleeves that is open in the back followed by people going, “We’re sold!,” blows my mind. But maybe there was more to it than that. Maybe, (because I am a thinking person who believes in the power of humanity and...
Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 8th
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Sep 8th
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This is how the new Chromeo album makes me feel.
Sep 7th
Sep 7th
Make 'em say uuughh, Koran-na-naaaa!
A Florida Pastor is claiming he will burn copies of the Koran on September 11 because it is “full of lies.” He went on to say that, because of this reasoning, he will also be burning all copies of McDonald’s nutrition facts, Roger Clemens’ monthly newsletters, and the official Merriam-Webster Scrabble Dictionary.
Sep 7th
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Sep 7th
Creative By Birth, new and...well, new.
Let’s try this “internet” thing again. Sorry for getting rid of the last blog. It broke. The dog ate it.
Sep 7th